Hey people im not dead yaayayay though you probably all unfollowed me and wanted to shoot me 🔫. Im sorry but IM BACK BABY. Que the Slim Shady
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
Tasha i want starbucks
you dont realize how odd this site’s sense of humor is until you accidentally say a joke from here to someone irl and they just stare at you blankly
You just can’t not reblog this.
you forgot us
there’s something horrifically beautiful about an entire fandom having a collective mental breakdown
What a time to be alive.
aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS
ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen
THE COOKIES ARE THE BEST PART YOU IDJITS
IT’S THE CREAM YOU BITCH