*hysterical laughter* So ironic….
It has been 4 years
it’s been a long day
NO IM SORRY I AM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MINUTE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT MISHA HAD BEEN TORTURED BY J2 MERCILESSLY THAT ENTIRE DAY BUT HIS GRAND MASTERPLAN TO GET BACK AT THEM WAS PAPER AIRPLANE BOMB. I HONESTLY THINK HE MIGHT BE THE MOST PRECIOUS HUMAN IN THE WORLD. WE NEED TO PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.
It’s August 1st 2014 | Hopefully there is no croatoan virus outbreak today.
Don’t remove caption, Don’t Steal
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Authorities believe that a dangerous blood-borne virus is to blame for the sudden spike in both murders and deaths in recent weeks in and around Kansas City. It is thought to be the same virus discovered in River Grove, Oregon where at least twenty people were discovered dead in 2006. Scientists have made no comments about whether this is the same strain found in the Niveus Pharmaceuticals swine flu vaccine in 2010. Authorities are calling the virus “Croatoan.”
Speculation that this may be an premeditated attack of biological warfare has forced government officials to take action. By order of Acting Regional Command, residents of Kansas City and outline areas are required to evacuate by August 1st, 2014. Entry to the area will be prohibited and strictly enforced beginning that date. Displaced residents in need of shelter are urged to contact their local law enforcement. All evacuees will be asked to provide identification and may be subject to onsite medial testing. Any evacuees resisting official directives will be detained. Authorities urge residents to use marked evacuation routes to maintain efficiency.
Sources say that victims of the virus are known to be physically aggressive and show a drive to attack others. If you encounter an infected individual, DO NOT ENGAGE. Contact local law enforcement immediately and seek refuge.
Please, do your part and spread the word. Your safety, and the safety of your neighbors, is our number one concern.
If this is on your dash, congrats, you are now a member of the croatoan response team.
Today is Aug. 1st 2014.